thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(Source: insttagram)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn)

liliannnnn:

PREACH

(Source: justnunya)

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

(Source: gameraboy)

badtvblog:

They fight with honor within these walls

(Source: bgcfavs)

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

sundaysprettyicon:

sexual orientation: musicians

high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore
high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore
high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

(Source: el-gran-rey)

yelyahwilliams:

samdesantis:

If anyone actually knows how to be a real adult, give me some tips please because wtf

just as lost as you

troyethehotboy18:

sorry to break it to you all but being a fan of someone is not a competition, in competitions there are losers and winners, but in a fandom there are only losers and it’s all of us

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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